Dogs are perfect pets. Dogs with treats are perfecter pets. Nobody could argue with that. No one. If you feel like arguing with that, you're probably a very arguementative person, and you should know—I like that. You go be like that, it's cool.

Done at BBDO NY as ACD alongside Peter Kain, Colin O'Shea, Erik Nyström, Sandi Spino, and Nelson Cabrera.